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Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 870 right in the doorway.  I gave it 4 shells and left it alone while I went about my business.
While I was gone, the mail man had delivered the mail, the trash man picked up the trash, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few of my neighbors drove past.
Well, after about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn’t killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do so. In fact it hadn’t even loaded itself.
Well, you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong and it is the misuse of guns by criminals, or I have one of the laziest shotguns ever made.
I must hurry off now and check on my spoons. I hear they are making people fat.

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